I’ve apparently fallen down the Financial Management rabbit hole and am wondering if the professor was trippin’ when he created the homework or was this just his way of terrorizing his non-finance major students… seriously, WTF?!
While waiting for the subway train this afternoon, a touristy couple saw a rat on the subway tracks and started calling it with kissy noises…. Only in NYC.
I’m in ratio overload: Current Ratio, Quick Ratio, Cash Ratio, Total Debt Ratio, Debt-Equity Ratio, Equity Multiplier, Times Interest Earned Ratio, Cash Coverage Ratio, Inventory Turnover, Days Sales in Inventory, Receivables Turnover, Days Sales in Receivables, Capital Intensity, Profit Margin, Return on Assets, Return on Equity, Price-Earnings Ratio, Market-to-Book Ratio, Internal Growth Rate,Sustainable Growth Rate… OH MY!
Me: How about we start making coffee at home in the morning and you take it with you in a portable mug?
Him: I don’t like drinking on the train… the way it gets crowded. The last thing I need is to get bumped while taking a sip and whacking my teeth. That’ll be my ‘Hulk Moment’, and I’ll be calling you from Rikers.