In My Head

During a conversation about Hubby’s bad jokes, he says to me,
“Remember.  You said ‘yes’.”

Me:  DUDE!
He:  What?
Me:  We can’t drink milk…not even skim!
Me:  This freaking sucks!
He:   Huh?
Me:  Apparently it has a bunch of carbs…not Atkins friendly for the first 2 weeks
Me:  http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-milk-nonfat-fluid-i1151
He:  Awesome!
He:  You know what?  I’m not giving up my coffee!
Me: So it’s pretty much eggs chicken… cucumbers… Newmans makes a 0 carb salad dressing…
He:  Just not gonna do it
Me:  How much milk do you put in?
He:  Not much
Me:  At least you drink regular coffee.  I drink lattes!
He:  I’m giving up a TON of other stuff to do this….I’m not giving up my coffee
Me:  LOL
He:  I’m not kidding
He:  Bread is a fundamental part of my diet…..
He:  Everything I enjoy has bread in it some way….Hell I even eat JUST BREAD sometimes
He:  So yeah….they can have my bread…but they’ll have to pry my coffee from my cold, dead hands!

Me:  How about we start making coffee at home in the morning and you take it with you in a portable mug?

Him:  I don’t like drinking on the train… the way it gets crowded.  The last thing I need is to get bumped while taking a sip and whacking my teeth.  That’ll be my ‘Hulk Moment’, and I’ll be calling you from Rikers.

Me:  So my plan for dinner tonight…you wanna hear it?
Hubby:  Pizza?
Me:  What are you… a mind reader?!
Hubby:  No.  I’m a Weesa whisperer.

Hubby and I predicted that The Curious Case of Benjamin Button would win for best costume design.

When The Dutchess won, I said “Oh, yeah.  It’s hard to beat a period piece in costumes.”

He said “Unless it’s a period piece about a nudist beach”……

If they were to keep the coffe and servers from Starbucks, and the food from Dunkin’ Donuts, that technological terror would become the ULTIMATE power in the universe!

…but it’s power would still pale in comparison to The Force!

Having just exited the restroom, he says to me, ”While I was holding my thinking stick, I thought of this….”