Food For Thought

Posted by: Weesa  :  Category: Food & Drink, Oddities, Sarcasm, Social Commentary

Disney Eggs:  They’re Eggs.  By Disney.
Just how long do you think it’ll take before kids catch on that they’re plain old eggs?  Does marketing know no boundries?  Trying to trick kids into believing that the plain old eggs are going to come out magically Mickey-shaped….  I want to know: 1. Do the eggs come with the mold? 2. How much does said mold cost? 3. Does egg seep out from under edges of said mold, rendering shape unrecognizable, as has been the case with other egg-shapery?

It’s Quite Possible…

Posted by: Weesa  :  Category: Humor, Sarcasm

UPDATE:  No, I didn’t win the gold medal.  The opportunity never presented itself… thank goodness!

… that I might win a gold medal tomorrow!  Stay tuned.  ;-)

Rude Awakening

Posted by: Weesa  :  Category: Humor, Sarcasm

UPDATE:  Seriously! WTF!  Skunk has been in the air off an on all day….  Looking forward to NYC, where the smell will be that of human urine…Ok, not really looking forward to that either….

The temperature in the passed 4 nights has been dipping into the 60s, so we’ve been sleeping with the windows open. Unfortunately, there hasn’t been one of these nights where the heavy aroma of skunk hasn’t come wafting in.

I love the smell of skunk in the morning…

The Benefits

Posted by: Weesa  :  Category: Sarcasm
  • It relaxes you
  • It helps you to live passed 100 yrs
  • It makes you cool
  • You’ll have more fun if you do it
  • See, cartoons are doing it and they’re having fun!
  • It’s sexy
  • So easy a chimp can do it
  • It will get you elected
  • It’s safe.  Otherwise, would kittens do it?!  LOL cats!
  • It’s holy
  • It’s artistic

Besides, the premature deaths of smokers has economic benefits, according to a controversial report commissioned by a leading US cigarette manaufacturer.  The report, drawn up for tobacco giant Philip Morris Inc, found that the Czech Republic saved about $147m in 1997 through the deaths of smokers who would not live to use healthcare or housing for the elderly.

So go on.  Light one up.  You know you want to.